This post is from April of 2010. I pulled it out of the archives for your enjoyment…Happy Canada Day (week) and (early) Fourth of July!
Him: Are u okay? You look tired, like the skin on ur face is dropping off.
Me: Um, I do? It does? I’m fine..?
We were once hanging out with two couples and one of the girls got the idea that the guys should try their best pick-up lines. Guys 1 and 2 go with classics.
Varun: Can I curl in your curly curls?
Him: You’re a loose woman.
Me: What?! (Confused silence) Do you know what that means? What?
Him: Oh, I heard someone at my frat say that. What does it mean?
Me: Um. New rule: don’t say anything you heard at the frat.